Anonymous asked:You're the one who's arguing with facts, I'm not trying to make you into anything. Just calm down and take big breaths.
“Why don’t you and let me continue with my potions?”
Anonymous asked:You're the one with vision augments. Can't you see how you're affected?
“Can’t you see how I’m not? Stop arguing and trying to make me everything at once, it’s annoying.”
Anonymous asked:They didn't. All the magic anons affected you. Just look at yourself.
“You need some sort of eye check up man, they haven’t affected me.”
Anonymous asked:Those? Oh, those are toys, they don't actually do anything. Magic still goes through. You would not believe the amount of gold we're making from selling these plastic toys!
“How come those particular “Toys” actually worked, hmm?”
Anonymous asked:You mentioned it in that journal about the pig
“Yes, but he hasn’t farted on me yet.”
Anonymous asked:It's impossible to make a copy without the original. And assuming I'm doing my job right, nobody but summoners above my level can even take a mere look at the originals. You would probably be arrested and locked up in a magical cell if something like that was uncovered on you. Just a fair warning.
“Then how come I’ve seen several summoners give copies to the non champs and lower, hmm?”
Anonymous asked:I heard you got farted on finally
Anonymous asked:No, I work as a Treasurer. It's within my job requirements to make sure nobody tries to take anything from the Vault, whether it be the originals or just copies.
“What if non champs make some?”
Anonymous asked:I just want to remind you that those are actual Relics that are in the Institute's vault and that you cannot use them outside of the fields because you are not a champion. Let me repeat that, you are not allowed to use stuff like Quicksilver Sash or Banshee's Veil.
“You’re not a higher up, are you?”
“Fizz, stop eating ducks.”